Unfortunately. It's made for an interesting experience here.

Though now that you bring it up, I admit I've just had a situation with a brood of eggs quite recently — within a day or two, in fact — and that's left me once again with the charge of finding good homes for them. I don't suppose you'd be amenable to the thought of letting me make you a gift of one of them? In the interest of beginning the process of rounding out your roster in a brisk and efficient manner, naturally.